Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
“This moment is “us” - the two of us – newly together, young together, innocent together, in love together – simply “together”. You give me security, joy and happiness.” - Crown Prince Frederik
Happy 9th Anniversary Crown Princess Mary and Crown Prince Frederik!
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
Thank you for taking care of me all of my life
Thank you for loving me and giving me strength and courage
Thank you for believing in me and telling me to dream big
Thank you for always supporting me throughout my journeys
Thank you for giving me the only bed in the whole entire house to sleep on
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or eitheris it read or read
I hate all of you so much right now
Potatoe or potatoe
Neither, it’s fucking potato